It’s time to pass the hat! And there’s nothing you can do about that…
Seriously folks, you better take up a collection to keep me away from the stadium if you want us to continue winning this season. I snuck off to the game today on a friend’s extra ticket (being a bum has [...]
Archive for April, 2008
the money song
Posted in Field Trips, Losses, tagged kids from the farm, old crankety lady on April 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
can you picture that?
Posted in Wins, tagged Pond Scum, psych theory applied to baseball on April 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Who would have thunk it? Certainly not ESPN, which was too busy having a Phillies-Mets love fest tonight. The team that was predicted to be well-under .500 is tied with Arizona for the best record in MLB. (That’s 7-2 for you folks keeping score at home.) As of right now, the Tigers [...]
stop! or my mom will shoot
Posted in Wins, tagged bad Sylvester Stallone movie references, kids from the farm on April 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Nobody move. Nobody shave any body surfaces (unless you do so daily) or get a haircut or do anything else that might disturb the delicate balance of the world in which we live. You know, the one in which the Cardinals, who have a makeshift rotation and a load of inexperienced kids from [...]
bad words
Posted in Wins, tagged old crankety lady, tradition! tradition! on April 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well, I’ll bedamned. At this rate, you all should be passing the hat so I’ll promise to stay away from the stadium. After five games, I have been present for the ONLY loss of the year.
Has anybody else noticed that the infield grass is different this year? It took me a little [...]
fo’ ree?
Posted in Pitching, Wins, tagged kids from the farm, Kyle McClellan on April 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’m not going to lie, folks. I thought I would have a lot more negative things to say by now. I figured by now we would have seen 4/5 of the rotation have some serious trouble and a few more errors by Izturis. Don’t get me wrong, we still have 158 games [...]